
Friends: one episode, one scene
Jill: Would you like some gum?
Chandler: Um, is it sugarless?
Jill: Sorry, it’s not.
Chandler: Oh, then no thanks. [to himself] What the hell was that? Mental note: If Jill Goodacre offers you gum, you take it. If she offers you mangled animal carcass, you take it!
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Chandler: You know, on second thought, gum would be perfection. [to himself] ‘Gum would be perfection’? ‘Gum would be perfection.’ Could have said ‘gum would be nice,’ or ‘I’ll have a stick,’ but no, no, no, no. For me, gum is perfection! I loathe myself.Friends 1.07 - The One With the Blackout
Friends 1.07 - The One With the Blackout best Chandler scenes ever in this episode
this is why I love Chandler.
gum would be perfection!
I’M STUCK IN AN ATM VESTIBULE WITH JILL GOODACRE
like some gum? Um, is it sugarless? Jill: Sorry, it’s not. Chandler: Oh, then no thanks. [to himself] What the hell was...
I do this all the time, but obviously nowhere near as awesome.