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Friends: one episode, one scene

Joey: I got fired. Yeah, they said I acted too much with it. I told everybody about this! Now everybody’s gonna go to the theatre, expecting to see me, and my butt.
Rachel: Oh Joey, you know what, no one is gonna be able to tell.
Joey: My mom will.
Chandler: Something so sweet and…disturbing about that.
Joey: You know, I’ve done nothing but crappy plays for six years. And I finally get my shot, and I blow it!
Monica: Maybe this wasn’t your shot.
Ross: Yeah, I think when it’s your shot, you know, you know it’s your shot. Did it feel like your shot?
Joey: Hard to tell, I was naked.
Phoebe: No, I don’t think this was your shot. I mean, I don’t even think you just get one shot. I really believe big things are gonna happen for you, I do! You’ve gotta just keep thinking about the day that some kid is gonna run up to his friends and go ‘I got the part! I got the part! I’m gonna be Joey Tribbiani’s ass!’.

Friends 1.06 - The One With the Butt